i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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