How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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