watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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