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Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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