So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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