Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
