Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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