drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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