My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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