I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
