yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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