I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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