My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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