what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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