WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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