dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
please come you make the beer taste better
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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