been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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