I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize