I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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