ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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