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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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