Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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