Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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