dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
only you would photoshop your dick
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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