thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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