I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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