She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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