You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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