can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
soo... how was my night?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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