so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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