How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
