Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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