Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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