its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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