You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We had to coat check the pizza.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize