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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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