and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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