well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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