Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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