If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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