Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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