Will you blow on my dice?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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