wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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