so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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