The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Randomize
