"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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