is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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