ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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