I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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