What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
After tacos, we're chasing women.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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