I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Randomize
