the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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