what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
