i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Randomize